User:The-Artist-64

Hey. Albert here. How are you today?

I'm fine. Feeling a little down, but nothing a little SCIENCE can't cure.

Oh. Right. About me.

I'm pretty easy to find in the database...but don't try and get ME to tell my life story. I will answer any questions you ask me though.

Impossible Laboratories is quite an interesting place. It's great for those who want to make a difference. It's great to have you as a member of our team, but don't go snooping around too much. The Comittee doesn't look fondly upon those who want to uncover what should stay buried.

I guess I'll see you later. Have a great day!

Oh, and the coffee machine is broken. Don't try to use it, it'll get your suit dirty.