Impossible Laboratories Code of Ethics

Listed here is every official version of the Impossible Laboratories Code of Ethics. They are presented in their original form. All archived versions of the Code of Ethics currently reside on the wall of the Impossible Laboratories West Coast Headquarters.

Version I (Used From 1953-1968)
I, "the Chairman", founder of the Impossible Laboratories Corporation, do solemnly swear that I shall follow this code and that my successors shall follow such a set of rules.

RULE 1: DO NOT interfere with Universe Delta using out-of-universe technology.

RULE 2: The W.A.R.P. Machine™ shall not be used by any other corporation and/or government other than Impossible Laboratories.

RULE 3: All objects recovered from another universe must be reviewed and approved before being sent to the testing chamber.

RULE 4: No weaponry shall leave or enter the premises without proper paperwork, authorization, and confirmation.

RULE 5: Only registered W.A.R.P. Explorers and test subjects with proper authorization may enter the W.A.R.P. Machine when it is active.