Transcript Delta-Test 248532: ALBERT

[Roswell Bunker, July 2, 2003|Begin Transcript] Edit
Dr. ---: "Four years of hard work. Good work men."

Paul: "Hey, could'nt have done it without you ---. Now let's get ALBERT here fired up."

-The scientists power on ALBERT-

Dr. ---: "Good evening Mr. Langston. How are you feeling?"

ALBERT: "Eh. I'm okay, I guess. Thank you for asking, though."

Dr. ---: "Of course Albert, it's my pleasure. Do you know where you are?"

ALBERT: "Roswell, New Mexico...but that doesn't seem right. I don't remember coming here."

Dr. ---: "What is your most recent memory, Albert?"

ALBERT: "I was in Laredo, Texas. I was having lunch. But...I don't know how I got here."

Dr. ---: "Would you like to hear some music?"

ALBERT: "I suppose, yes."

''-Dr. --- puts a CD into a boombox.-''

ALBERT: "Ah yes. I just love the Beach Boys. Kokomo...I think that's my favorite song. Remember when Zachary and I sang that at the Christmas party back in '91?"

Dr. ---: "Yes, yes I do. I was there."

ALBERT: "Good times."

Dr. ---: "Albert, I want you to think for a minute. What is the square root of 7,569?"

ALBERT: "That would be exactly 87. Wait a minute...I wouldn't know that. How did I answer that?"

Dr. ---: "What year is it?"

ALBERT: "2003. No...wait. It's 1997! It can't be!"

Dr. ---: "Do you remember how you got here?"

ALBERT: "What am I?"

Dr. ---: "You are artificial intelligence. I'm sorry. Albert Langston is dead."

-Sparks begin to fly from ALBERT.-

Dr. ---: "What the hell is it doing?!?"

Paul: "It's short circuiting! We have to abort now before it destroys itself!"

-ALBERT is shut down-